Weird Wednesday: Melrond and Beholder

Weird Wednesday - What kind of weird stuff is this? Mars Grill is sitting on a cursed burial ground of bizarre sketches and art projects gone awry. Every Wednesday one comes back up to haunt the living. Pairs well with xenophobic aberration stew.

I made this with a friend. The beholder's teeth are my dog's.

He's not quite a beholder because he only has the one eye and none of the eyestalks (not my dog, the creature in the picture).

He probably had to give himself a haircut while sheltering at home because of the 'ronavirus and the stalks just haven't grown back in yet.

Hey, that's probably why he's attacking the elf with the BF sword.
He's jealous of his hair.

"Not all of us can afford to hire a stylist to come to our forest home, Melrond!"
​"Here's some electric purple shocks to mess up that perm, Melrond! Hahaha, who looks like an aberration now, Melrond! Hahaha!"