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Weird Wednesday - What kind of weird stuff is this? Mars Grill is sitting on a cursed burial ground of bizarre sketches and art projects gone awry. Every Wednesday one comes back up to haunt the living. Pairs well with orange juice and hand grenades.  Megacosmic Monday - Retro returns of old comics. The fish is starting to turn so push the special. Shiz's tank tread and head-hover device is a Hawkpro Treadaround Model 42 in this strip. He currently uses the Model 73X1....lots of folks complained that the charge port and the headphone jack are the same on these new models, but with his years in the service, Shiz was able to install a custom splitter, no problem.  Freebie Friday is finally here!
Take a free peek into my newest book, Soylent Mooon, now on sale on Amazon. Buy it on Amazon here Throwback Thursday - Retro returns of old comics. Servers, we ordered too much tofu bacon and it’s starting to goop and puddle, so push the vegan breakfast burrito. Don't do this to the people who work for airlines. Sweet moons of Jupiter, please don't be a Lashky. Weird Wednesday - What kind of weird stuff is this? Mars Grill is sitting on a cursed burial ground of bizarre sketches and art projects gone awry. Every Wednesday one comes back up to haunt the living. Pairs well with barbecued paper-weevil. Zoom in and you can see a bunch of writer's names. Fun!  Megacosmic Monday - Retro returns of old comics. The fish is starting to turn so push the special. Apologies to Alfonso Cuaron, the director of Gravity. I think Shiz was just having a bad day, having been forced to watch this movie on a spaceship. Bad idea. Meh, I'm beginning to think this "on the toilet" game works on just about any movie title.... The Phantom Menace on the toilet. The Force Awakens on the toilet. Revenge of the Sith on the toilet (don't misspell that one)  Freebie Friday is finally here!
Take a free peek into my newest book, Soylent Mooon, now on sale on Amazon. Buy it on Amazon here Throwback Thursday - Retro returns of old comics. Servers, we ordered too much tofu bacon and it’s starting to goop and puddle, so push the vegan breakfast burrito. What's your least favorite in-flight movie experience? Shiz Paf doesn't like her, but I actually really like Sandra Bullock movies. Miss Congeniality, While You Were Sleeping, The Heat, Speed. Those are all some of my favs! Hey, do you ever play that game where you add the words "on the toilet" to the title of a movie or a book? I used to do this in church with the hymnal....probably going to hell for that. I just realized that most of the movies she's starred in would be great for this! Wow! Hope Floats on the toilet. The Proposal on the toilet. 28 Days on the toilet. Forces of Nature on the toilet. Demolition Man on the toilet. A Time to Kill on the toilet.... okay that's my new fav. Weird Wednesday - What kind of weird stuff is this? Mars Grill is sitting on a cursed burial ground of bizarre sketches and art projects gone awry. Every Wednesday one comes back up to haunt the living. Pairs well with Formic Egg Salad Sandwiches. This one is called "Vigil on Cadraxia" for obvious reasons.  Megacosmic Monday - Retro returns of old comics. The fish is starting to turn so push the special. Ah Space Travel! Remember when the seats were extra plush and you had the room to stretch your legs in Zero-G? Now it's all cryo-tubes and alien impregnations....And now you have to pay extra for a second bag, even as a carry-on!?!?!? How'm I supposed to nurse my alien probe-child without my bag for nappies? |
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